svenska mysterier

S: Ebbarr what is aggggga in swedish?
E: Öhm, aga?
S: Aga, yes.
E: Öööh well, aga is sort of when you hit someone, I think mainly its when you're hitting children?
S: ...?
E: ....?!??!
S: No its not, it's supposed to be some kind of fruit or vegetable. It's in a food quiz. Listen:

My name is Aktiebolaget Gasackumulator. Im Swedish and i get hot. What am I?

E: ...? Its no fruit or vegetable for sure. It has something to do with a company. Aktiebolag means a company thats on the stock market.
S: Aha I see so you're into the stock market?
E: No but..
S: How do you say that again?
E: Aktiebolaget Gasackumulator
S: Äktajbål-a-gättt Gäääs ackyoumjulaejsjån
Varvid min chef kommer in.
G: Ebbarr, what is aga in swedish?
E: Its when you're hitting children
G: What?! No its some kind of vegetable.. or fruit.
E: Well, no its not.
S: Actually i think its supposed to be very spicy since the clue is "Im swedish and i get hot". Maybe after you've been cooking it..? Ebbarr what is it?
G: Ebbarr, how do you pronounce that. Äktaje..
E: Aktiebolaget Gasackumulator
G: Swedish people are actually from Mars.
S: But the answer is supposed to be 'an aga' and this is a food quiz so it has to be some kind of food thing.
G & S: Ebbarrrrrr what is an aga?
G: You're not really swedish are you?
S: Some kind of nut maybe..?
G: Ääk-taj-båål...
E: No listen! its a company that makes something and Aga is the intials of Aktiebolaget Gasackumulator
S: Äktajbål-a-gättt Gäääs ackyoumjulaejsjån! I'm gonna google it.
G: ...
E: ...
S: Oh! It's a cooker. Aga is a cooker!
G: Oh an Aga! I know about them, its one of those heaters for posh peolpe that you can have in your country house to warm the place up. Very expensive.
E & S & G: Ahaaaa..
S: ...
G: ...
E: ....
E & S & G: Why is that in the food quiz..?!?!?!?

Tre timmar senare.
S: Ebbarr how's this: Akktiäbålååget Gåaaasakkumulatårr

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